Lame things I often wonder about..

Let me just get to the point and say it, I often imagine what would happen if I got attacked by zombies at that particular moment. I have realized there are certain tasks that I preform that almost every time I do them this faux-zombie attack pops into my head.

1 - I am always concerned of opening and closing the garage door at night! I will turn to close the garage door and then I just imagine this rampaging zombie barreling for the garage door! Would it close in time? Would it be in the garage? What a horrible way to start a zombie apocalypse, I've already let them in the garage.

Though it wouldn't totally be my fault! No! It's those damn people that make the sensors for the garage door. It would be such a tense moment, watching it slowly close, wondering, will this fuckin' zombie trip that god damn sensor and get in this garage?!

2 - My second situation, has to do with me letting Kratos in. There are two scenarios in this one, usually when I am letting Kratos in I imagine this zombie just running about the backyard, and I see me just like screaming for Kratos to come inside while this zombie starts sprinting at me. Kyle says this is going to get me killed and I'm stupid, but I am confident that Kratos can outrun a zombie. He's a good boy! =D The other scenario letting Kratos inside triggers is I am already in the know that there are zombies outside and near the house but I notice that there are none in the backyard, yet. So I go to let Kratos in and yelling at him, and he doesn't listen right away and then it ends pretty closely to the first scenario. =P

3 -For some reason, whenever I go get the mail at work I always get another zombie related image in my head. So, I take the elvator to the basement, get the mail, and as I'm standing in the elevator about to go back up, waiting for the door to close, what if some raging zombie tries to get me in the elvator?! What if it doesn't close in time?! I'd be cornered in an elevator with mail! Ughh.. Not a cool way to go at all.


Ah well, there are other random moments where I often wonder about what if zombies attacked me right at this very moment, these ones just seem to be recurring. =P


Anyways, I is fail at updating. Whatevs.


With Affection
Korri